Lashton

me writing essays
^accurate

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.

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dlubes:

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obamaqueer:

biculturalist:
karayray1:
White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.
That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.
does anyone know the name of this film?

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fallenfor5sos:


Calum casually in the background of a SacconeJoly vlog  (x)

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baebees:

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

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person: OH NGY DO LOUIS' HIGH NOTE SOUNDS SO GOOD IN THIS SONG
me, who hasn't heard the album yet: I KNOW OH GY OD IM

twentyonemasked:

“I never know how to third wheel properly.”

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atharrystyle:

You are going to get a bit of a rest, what are you planning on doing?

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